It’s a pleasure - What a hassle.
Glad to be of help - I’d rather be doing something else.
Have a nice day - Drop dead, it’s all the same to me.
How are you ? - Spare me the details. I really don’t care.
Long time, no see - Thank God.
Can I help you - Oh, please say “No”.
That’s really interesting - What’s for lunch ?
Lovely outfit, is it new ? - My God, I bet they laughed you out of the shop.
Did you have a nice weekend ? - Please spare me your usual rambling account.
Can’t stop, I’ve another appointment - With the speaking clock.
Sorry to hear your hamster died - Get a life.
Of course this idea will work - Your guess is as good as mine.
I would love to be involved in this project - I would rather scrape graffiti off walls.
No problem - So long as I reschedule my life for the next week and work until midnight every night.
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